Some of my younger girlfriends are always saying to me “Barbara, I hope I’m just as fun and sexy as you when I’m your age! What’s your secret?” What do I tell them? Well of course I thank them, and then I ask them if they want to come over and play with  my double [...]

I always joke that I still teach, even though I am retired. “Lois, what do you teach?” my friends will say, and I say “how to fuck right!” and then they just crack up! They know that I am a total slut, even at my age!
Call me a saber-tooth tiger or a granny, all I [...]